Handbook for 2010 - Diary 14

1.Drink plenty of water. (and pee often)
2.Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. (ha)
3.Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants..(be a bird and eat worms too)
4.Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy (whew I live with an E already and I like him more than those other 3 e's)
5.Make time to pray. (if that's your thing)
6.Play more games. (oh yeah, some of you are great at that)
7.Read more books than you did in 2009. (TONS)
8.Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. (while you pee after you drink all that freaking water)
9.Sleep for 7 hours. (good luck getting me to sleep that much)
10.Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk,
smile. (freak)
11.Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea
what their journey is all about. (just be your single white female self, no problem)
12.Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. (my negative thoughts are too boring)
13.Don't over do. Keep your limits. (ha ha ha)
14.Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15.Don't waste your precious energy on gossip. (true that, but sometimes people do have gems to talk about)
16.Dream more while you are awake.
17.Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.(I DO, two amazing kids, a handsome man, great family, friends, sweet dog and beautiful fish....and my beautiful stalker)
18.Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner.
with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness. (he's perfect)
19.Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others. (yeah don't be a hater)
20.Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present. (piece of cake)
21.No one is in charge of your happiness except you. (that's what I thought)
22.Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and ade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. (some people are too stupid to get algebra)
23.Smile and laugh more. (I've been laughing at what I WANTED to write in the parenthesis, but didn't)
24.You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree..... (you're wrong bitch)
25.Call your family often.
26.Each day give something good to others.
27.Forgive everyone for everything.(even you bitch)
28.Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under
the age of 6.
29.Try to make at least three people smile each day. (I do, make it 4 and 5 and 6, I'm a regular comedian)
30.What other people think of you is none of your business. (nope, but I know you still want to know)
31.Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
Your friends will. Stay in touch. (bullshit, but YOU know that, don't ya?)
32.Do the right thing! (please do)
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or
joyful. (Oh yeah, I did that)
34.GOD heals everything. (she does)
35.However good or bad a situation is, it will change.(yes, it can get worse)
36.No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. (some should just stay home)
37.The best is yet to come....(can't wait)
38.When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.(yeah, ok)
39.Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy. (I am happy)